Fatty Issue

Conversation revolving around a picture posted by someone on FB whose existence might or might not be be real, thus rendering this conversation in a limbo of its authenticity:

A : Chanteknya U! Skinny summore. I dah gemok sekarang. *sadface*

B : Kurus? Mane ade. I gummox. U pon kurus pe.

A : Takkkk! U kurus lagi! I yg gem.

B : Nooooo! U're skinnier. And prettier.

A : No way! I makan like all the time okay. I obese. U're def skinnier. *jealous mode*

B : U makan je bnyk tp tak gemok2 pon, tak macam I. Mcm belon skrg. =(

Me : OK FINEEE! You're both FAT eventho you're actually just fine. Happy now???

Note to self : Ranting about getting fat or being fat in public medium (read : FB) is somewhat annoying.